Alabama State T-Shirt
They must have written this law
for a reason. Why?

Alaska State T-Shirt
What happens when you do see a moose from an airplane?

Arizona State T-Shirt
How many camels are in Arizona that there needs
to be a law written?

Arkansas State T-Shirt
So, you can beat your wife once a month…
where’s the problem?

California State T-Shirt
But if they have a permit...
everything is just fine.

Colorado State T-Shirt
Any other animal is okay? But NOT a horse.
That’s just plain crazy.

Connecticut State T-Shirt
So apparently,
Connecticut is just full of dumb dogs?

Delaware State T-Shirt
So, what are you supposed to do with the body
when you're done with it?

Florida State T-Shirt
So selling your kids on the open market is just
frowned upon…who knew?

Georgia State T-Shirt
You're distraught, you've lost a loved one and
you can't express yourself?

Hawaii State T-Shirt
Pray to the mighty Tiki God that you
have a boat... Or else.

Idaho State T-Shirt
Forget the Hells Angels,
here come the Old Cooters!

Illinois State T Shirt
Speak English? In America?
That's Crazy Talk.

Indiana State T Shirt
Watch where you point that thing boys, it could
land you in serious trouble.

Iowa State T-Shirt
What about Hulk Hogan, Rollie Fingers or
Magnum P.I.? Legends and criminals?

Kansas State T-Shirt
Apple, fine. Blueberry, fine. Cherry?
Absolutely Not!

Kentucky State T-Shirt
That's a great law for some...
Not so much for others.

Louisiana State T-Shirt
Why would you even try or
want to steal an alligator?

Maine State T-Shirt
Do they have any laws about Hanukkah,
Kwanzaa or Arbor Day decorations?

Maryland State T-Shirt
Was this a pet? Was the circus in town?
Actually this raises a few questions.

Massachusetts State T-Shirt
So you 're sick, you're in pain, and now you
can't seek solace in a bottle?

Michigan State T-Shirt
The constant rocking back and forth probably
doesn’t help either.

Minnesota State T-Shirt
If you ever cut your own hair again...

Mississippi State T-Shirt
Why can't we share the love?

Missouri State T-Shirt
NNNNNOOOOOOO!
Say it isn’t so?

Montana State T-Shirt
With seatbelts and airbags wouldn't it be safer
in there then in the back?

Nebraska State T-Shirt
What’s the worst thing that could possibly
happen… oh yeah.

Nevada State T-Shirt
I'd like to see the episode of Cops
where they enforce this one.

New Hampshire State T-Shirt
Where is Kevin Bacon when you need him?

New Jersey State T-Shirt
What, you got a problem with that?

New Mexico State T-Shirt
How do you decide who is and
is not an idiot?

New York State T-Shirt
Why, are they afraid you may land on someone?
What's the penalty? Death?

North Carolina State T-Shirt
How could they possibly enforce this?
Please let us know if you get busted.

North Dakota State T-Shirt
So, let's be clear on this,
as long as you're on a wagon it's cool?

Ohio State T-Shirt
How else are you supposed to settle
an arguement?

Oklahoma State T-Shirt
Just look at the map for this one...

Oregon State T-Shirt
With great power comes
great responsibility!

Pennsylvania State T-Shirt
At 15 it's just a bunch
of old hens in a sewing circle?

Rhode Island State T-Shirt
Boy, to be a fly on the wall when this
law was suggested.

South Carolina State T-Shirt
Thank God!
At least they gave us the one day, right?

South Dakota State T-Shirt
Makes you kind of miss the good ol’ days,
doesn’t it?

Tennessee State T-Shirt
Ummm, well...
This one speaks for itself.

Texas State T-Shirt
But sell anyone else’s eyes and
everything is just fine?

Utah State T-Shirt
Who is this for,
and what is the penalty, a fine?

Vermont State T-Shirt
Doesn't that Constitution thing say
something about this?

Virginia State T-Shirt
So can you go on
Columbus Day or Memorial Day ?

Washington State T-Shirt
Kind of makes you think, what other sweet treats
are outlawed, and why?

West Virginia State T-Shirt
But under 40 lbs. is okay?
Whew!

Wisconsin State T-Shirt
But your friends and loved ones are okay?
Whew(again)!

Wyoming State T-Shirt
Okay I'll bite, why?
What could possibly go wrong?